Dir.: John Duigan
TC4P Rating: 6/9
Species: Not described, though obviously of a "man-eating" variety.
Appearance: Via brief dialogue only.
No matter how tempting the girls in Sirens may be (most appealing among whom, many may contend, is supermodel Elle MacPherson, though she has never really been my cup of tea), even to the highly flustered clergyman (played, of course, by Hugh Grant) and his sheltered wife, they're still not enough to make a shark change his ways. So, for once, it is a relief that no sharks actually appear here.