The Shark Film Office

The last thing that I ever expected in visiting my parents in Boise, Idaho during the first week of July this summer was sharks. Landlocked Idaho? I am sure the Syfy Channel could cook up some bull sharks invading the state's lakes and rivers, but here in the real world, I never thought that the laser shark focus that rules my life currently would follow me on my vacation. OK store, great window... But there my stepmother Jo Ann and I were, visiting a small bookstore in Meridian, when I had one of those moments that some chalk up to luck or kismet or fate or pure coincidence... and I will not rule out any of those things in this case (even if I don't believe in the first three of them). The store visit itself was pretty disappointing; the owners seemed pretty convinced they had a dandy little place, but when I asked to see their non-fiction section and it turned out to be a mere three bookcases with books piled in every direction in no discernible order at all, I knew tha...

Shark Hunter (2001) Dir: Matt Codd TC4P Rating: 4/9 Species: the extinct Megalodon [C. megalodon] 1. First, WATCH Shark Attack , Shark Attack 2 , Blue Demon , Deep Blue Sea , Shark Attack 3: Megalodon , Jaws 2 , Jaws 3-D , Jaws 4: The Revenge , Blood Surf , Megalodon , and Spring Break Shark Attack . In fact, watch just about any film released since Jaws , outside of Jaws , that has even the faintest trace, like blood in the water, of shark footage in it. Pay especial attention to Shark Attack 3: Megalodon . Then get around to watching Jaws once again, not just to remind yourself of what a great shark movie is (as if you needed reminded that really there is only one), but also because it is still just that damn cool. 2. Then, SEE   Shark Hunter . Fight your way initially through the horribly produced "flashback" footage of the lead character's "happy" childhood (this footage occurs over the far too ponderous credit sequence; I'm not sure which one ...