Dam Sharks! (2016)
Dam Sharks! (2016) Dir.: James and John Kondelik TC4P Rating: 3/9 Species: bull sharks, but bull sharks that build dams like beavers. However, unlike beavers, they use human body parts to do so. (Well, except for Zombeavers, but that's a different movie.) In lieu of an actual movie poster (can't find a real one), I offer up this title card... When I first heard the title Dam Sharks!, without looking up any further information on its plotline, I wondered what it could be exactly. I absolutely discounted the notion that sharks would build dams, and figured that it was probably just a bunch of bull sharks that swam upriver and ended up at the head of a dam area. But that sounds rather dull. Then I started to wonder if maybe there was a missing apostrophe at the front of the title, and the Dam was really supposed to be 'Dam , as in Amsterdam. I figured there could be a storyline in that city's canals, which would be preposterous, of course, but hell, they alre...