Malibu Shark Attack (2009)
Malibu Shark Attack (2009) Dir.: David Lister Cinema 4 Rating: 3/9 Shark species: Goblin shark ( Mitsukurina owstoni ), but a prehistoric version, so it's OK that they do things a goblin shark can't. Right? The goblin shark has a face that only a mother goblin shark could love. Or an ichthyologist. Or me... With a long, flattened snout that looks like it was daddied by Jimmy Durante himself, jaws that stretch out forward to an improbable length, and a strange pinkish skin tone, goblin sharks seem like a nightmare scenario when seen in the light of day. But it's our light, not theirs, for the goblin shark goes largely unseen by human eyes. I suppose you could say, technically, such a thing about a great many sharks, since they live in the deep, and we only detect the slightest traces of their oceanic omnipresence from our surface world. But goblin sharks tend to live in the real deep deep , dining on fish and other sea creatures in the relative darkness of deepwater c...