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9 Steps Towards Understanding Why There Is a Film Called Shark Hunter that Just Happens to Star Antonio Sabato, Jr.

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Shark Hunter (2001) Dir: Matt Codd TC4P Rating: 4/9 Species: the extinct Megalodon [C. megalodon] 1. First, WATCH Shark Attack , Shark Attack 2 , Blue Demon , Deep Blue Sea , Shark Attack 3: Megalodon , Jaws 2 , Jaws 3-D , Jaws 4: The Revenge , Blood Surf , Megalodon , and Spring Break Shark Attack . In fact, watch just about any film released since Jaws , outside of Jaws , that has even the faintest trace, like blood in the water, of shark footage in it. Pay especial attention to Shark Attack 3: Megalodon . Then get around to watching Jaws once again, not just to remind yourself of what a great shark movie is (as if you needed reminded that really there is only one), but also because it is still just that damn cool. 2. Then, SEE   Shark Hunter . Fight your way initially through the horribly produced "flashback" footage of the lead character's "happy" childhood (this footage occurs over the far too ponderous credit sequence; I'm not sure which one